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Powerwash Porn: Crusty Concrete and the Art of the Powerwasher

By Becca Barron, August 31, 2018

In the dark undercurrents of the internet lies a secret fetish shared by many. Powerwash Porn. Videos of dirty dirty concrete being stripped of its years of grunge and grime and given a good deep clean and whipped back into shape.

Too far. Ok, let’s back up.

My amazing clients, Lindsey and Tracy just bought a house! They were one of 9 offers in on the cutest little bungalow in Lents, and lo and behold they stood out and claimed the crown. Mini-miracle: this was the first (and only!) offer they ever put in.

After they moved in and made sure the pups were well adjusted, they got down to the business at hand. After years of following the Reddit Powerwash Porn feed, they decided it was time to make their own. It’s amazing to see the years of dirt get washed away. Most people don’t even realize how dirty their concrete and wooden decks are!

So satisfying. So sexy.

Congrats to Lindsey and Tracy on their new home! You two are amazing and it was so much fun being a part of the journey!

Becca Barron

Earth Advantage Broker

Becca Barron has been fascinated with real estate, architecture and design since she first discovered Frank Lloyd Wright. Her father is a Master Craftsman who instilled a passion for investing in one’s environment at a young age. With a degree in art education and three years teaching in the Portland school district combined with over a decade of experience as a local small business owner, Becca developed an extensive knowledge of the varied neighborhoods of Portland and the sub-pockets of communities and culture that are popping up within a ten-mile radius. In these hidden neighborhoods, you’ll find great schools, little dive bars, and farmers markets with close access to all of the beautiful Pacific Northwest nature we know and love. Becca is your key to discovering the next great place to live. For those of you ready to sell, her goal is to market your home to the largest pool of buyers possible. Utilizing creative staging, and her own background in contracting, Becca can make sure your home is ready to shine in a competitive market. Whether you’re an experienced investor, new homebuyer, or have questions about the process, Becca can be your guide to a smooth and successful real estate experience. When not real estating like a boss, she enjoys spending her time renovating her mid-century ranch in Milwaukie, hanging out with her partner and their herd of cats, watching both trashy and quality tv, and hunting for secret swimming holes in the summer.
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